"Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"
Such an up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"
Double up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"
Such an up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"
Double up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
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Get the Inside Joke mug.A sarcasm based sentence used to induce laughter, which either can get the person telling the joke beat up for being too offensive for the receiver, or the joke works and the receiver does not laugh.
Josh: You can't tell me what to do, dishwasher!
Patricia: What the fuck, Josh????
Josh: That was a joke you illiterate forehead
Patricia: What the fuck, Josh????
Josh: That was a joke you illiterate forehead
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B: y did the chicken cross the road
A: *punch*
B: dude its just a joke
A: you've asked me this same question every 5 seconds for the past 8 hours, billy
A: *punch*
B: dude its just a joke
A: you've asked me this same question every 5 seconds for the past 8 hours, billy
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These dad jokes are very unfunny.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
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