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Jaehyun Daquan Jeong-Jackson 

•English name is Jay
•Dimples
•Abs for days

•A light skin
•Lived in America for 4 years
•His skin is something you’ll never have
Fine ain’t the word for this man

•A whole SCULPTURE
•Overall Perfection
•Lowkey could’ve been an NBA Player
“Sis, who is that fine piece of specimen?”
“Oh girl that is just Jaehyun Daquan Jeong-Jackson.”
Credit to the queen @lucaswongsbabymama on TikTok for the name!

The reverse Michael Jackson 

When a little boy fucks a grown man
I worked at a Christian camp last summer and walked in on tinny giving father Mick O'hoolihan getting the reverse Michael Jackson

La Toya Jackson 

La Toya Jackson is most insane, deranged, crackheaded member of the Jackson family who has done many an interview to try and get 15 minutes of fame. La Toya's name can be used to describe someone who will do anything for attention.
Jason: Bro, your sister just flashed the whole football team.
Pete: I'm not surprised, she's been acting like La Toya Jackson ever since her boyfriend dumped her for that freshman.
La Toya Jackson by zd2007 July 24, 2022

Samuel L. Motherfuckin Jackson

A motherfucker who runs shield and owns a purple lightsaber. He is also a motherfucker named frozone
You can't troll me, I'm Samuel L. motherfuckin jackson.
Some motherfuckers are calling me Samuel Jackson, without the motherfuckin L, IT'S SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKIN JACKSON.
I'm Samuel L. Motherfuckin Jackson

the curse of Samuel L. Jackson

When someone says mother fucker-ing more than once in a sentence.
Guy 1:"That motherfucking bitch cheated on me that back stabbing motherfucking son of a bitch!"
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."

proper jackson 

really good, excellent, top notch, top banana, awesome
If someone was to give you a really nice gift, or you were given the day off work, or you received some good news, or you heard a really good song you'd say "that's proper jackson!"
proper jackson by Ben Summers September 1, 2008