Jack Colorful

Drug dealing lumberjack who hangs out in front of elementary schools beating up kids

i just got one punched by jack colorful

by trtw June 2, 2010

Jack Sparrow

There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.

(after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.

by iqwb June 20, 2013

Jack Murphy

A man that loves merkins

Jack Murphy you look like a merkin!

by Gotak December 23, 2021

Headphone Jack

Something to plug your headphones into and what (possibly) phones today do not have

Bring the headphone Jack back1!1!!11!1!!1!11

by RiceEnjoyer731 October 14, 2022

friend jacking

Friend Jacking: verb. when a person jacks a friends friend on a social networking site who they do not personally know .; adding a friends friend because of the kick a** comments on FB or if the said friends friend is hot.

Friend: WTF? I was just a victim of friend jacking. How the hell do you know my cousin in Jamaica..and your a** has never left the State of Florida?

Friend Jacker: Because they are pretty funny on FB. Much funnier than you. Hold up your hands SON! Cause you just got Jacked!

*although friend jacking is a non-violent crime, it still occurs all the time. 1 out 4 people have been a victim of or have friend jacked someone before.

by snipergirl863 April 19, 2011

cracker jacked

when a black persons car gets jacked by a white person

hey DeAndre did you see Terrel get cracker jacked

by gfeuighfjkesh October 14, 2011

Marvel Jack

That knobhead who goes to the park with you and your mates, yells wogwan at every person there, then gives himself brain trauma with an inanimate object.

Person1: Did u hear about that fucking kid
Person2: The one who tried to look cool by running up a skateboard ramp then fucking smacking his head into it
Person1: Yeah lol, what a Marvel Jack. He can’t read or write anymore

by Dr P. Fletcher November 23, 2018