Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.
Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.
by Dik hed July 29, 2017
Get the prime the pipemug. "You were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs"
"I'm not a hallucination,” Neil said, nonplussed. “You are a pipe dream,” Andrew said.” “Hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it.”
"I'm not a hallucination,” Neil said, nonplussed. “You are a pipe dream,” Andrew said.” “Hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it.”
by Evlabia January 22, 2022
Get the Pipe dreammug. by Thehardcunt November 7, 2017
Get the magic pipemug. by DaWordNerd January 10, 2011
Get the dump ya pipemug. by bigthunker November 7, 2020
Get the Keep the dog off the half pipemug. by CaleeebtheCat February 10, 2021
Get the Bean pipemug. A less-than-flattering, yet oddly accurate, term for the human anus. It's the exhaust vent for your body's internal combustion engine, often leaving a tell-tale odour in its wake.
"Dude, that burrito I had for lunch is putting my stink pipe to the test right now."
"After that dodgy street food, I knew my stink pipe was going to be working overtime tonight."
"After that dodgy street food, I knew my stink pipe was going to be working overtime tonight."
by MrChaotic July 14, 2025
Get the Stink Pipemug.