whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas

Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"

by batman2504 March 11, 2025

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.

Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...

by Pecks 1970 January 19, 2021

flying boat

Simply the greatest form of fast-ish aerial transport.

Not sexual innuendo; if you were thinking it was, go away; you pervert

Man, look at that Sunderland! I wish flying boats were still in use - pity those faggoty land-planes took over after the War...

by A certain man of pedigree March 24, 2024

Boat hoes

Always on someone’s boat or Yatch posting videos on Instagram. These hoes will only hang out with you, when the weather is bad. These boat hoes can be found in near water, famous in south Florida. These boat hoes has bunch of dudes, sugar daddy’s with boats/ yatchs.

Tom : hey wanna grab a drink this Saturday?
Ashely :
Tom : Looks at Ashely’s Ig story on a Yatch, says “These boat hoes”

Alex : what happened to that girl you went on date with ?
Tom : yeah, they are all boats hoes

by Yourfatwhitenieghbor July 8, 2020

BOAT

boat stands for Best Of All Time. It's similar to goat but better.

"Yo Max is such a BOAT"

"She brought me a jacket, what a boat"

by Sofia the Boat February 27, 2021

Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022