I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

CAN 12 N Basic

The Ebay version of the GAN 11 M Pro.

Cuber: Is that a GAN 11 M Pro?!
Poor cuber: Naw fam thats a CAN 12 N Basic
Cuber: lol

by TheCubingNebula March 31, 2021

can i get a trainwreck

What you shout out to a DJ who can't spin for shit and is making everyone leave the dancefloor.

Opposite of can i get a rewind.

tony c just spilled gravy all over his new clownstep dubplate and blew out the speakers.

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can i get a trainwreck?

by achuta December 9, 2008

you can have a coke

"You can have a coke" is a more socially and publicly acceptable way of saying "you can s my d".

Can also be combined with lol-cat-speak for "You can haz a coke" or "A coke -- you can haz it".

Bon Qui Qui at King Burger:

Customer: Can I get a #6 with a cookies & cream milkshake?

Bon Qui Qui: You sure you don't just want a coke?

Customer: Pardon?

Bon Qui Qui: Then I gotta get the ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it. I don't even know how to use that blender, they got me pressin' all these crazy buttons. No, you can have a coke.

by BabyGing July 9, 2011

I Can Fix Her

Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even it's a problem Fantasy Boy

Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

by BadComputer August 28, 2023

cleaning his Snapple can

A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.

Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.

by MikeT2 March 28, 2011

can you check me?

when a girl asks a friend or s/o to look and see if she has period stains on her pants

-"hey can you check me?"
-"yeah, you're good"

by hotbabe69420 August 2, 2022