thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 04, 2003

Can I Get A Piece

This term is often directed towards women to ask for sexual stimulation.

"Hey girl can I get a piece of that ass?"

by Kamikaze April 25, 2004

can i get a trainwreck

What you shout out to a DJ who can't spin for shit and is making everyone leave the dancefloor.

Opposite of can i get a rewind.

tony c just spilled gravy all over his new clownstep dubplate and blew out the speakers.

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can i get a trainwreck?

by achuta November 03, 2008

CAN 12 N Basic

The Ebay version of the GAN 11 M Pro.

Cuber: Is that a GAN 11 M Pro?!
Poor cuber: Naw fam thats a CAN 12 N Basic
Cuber: lol

by TheCubingNebula March 31, 2021

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

you can have a coke

"You can have a coke" is a more socially and publicly acceptable way of saying "you can s my d".

Can also be combined with lol-cat-speak for "You can haz a coke" or "A coke -- you can haz it".

Bon Qui Qui at King Burger:

Customer: Can I get a #6 with a cookies & cream milkshake?

Bon Qui Qui: You sure you don't just want a coke?

Customer: Pardon?

Bon Qui Qui: Then I gotta get the ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it. I don't even know how to use that blender, they got me pressin' all these crazy buttons. No, you can have a coke.

by BabyGing July 09, 2011

I Can Fix Her

Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even it's a problem Fantasy Boy

Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

by BadComputer August 29, 2023