Pig puppy

A strange multi-breed dog that can do a 90 degree straight jump into the air, chase pick ups already driving up to 40 mph and somehow still lacks the common sense to see a glass door right in front of her when she is trying to chase the squirrel on the other side of it. 2. the only dog in history i have ever seen climb straight up a tree after a squirrel and not fall off the trunk. She also thinks no matter what side of the door she is on when the door bell rings that an INTRUDER is on the opposite side.3. a retarded minny pit bull pug puppy that eats garbage instead of real food because the garbage tastes better to her. 4. a dog who is very good at destroying chew toys and has the ability to follow only two comands "poop" and "play". This creature is supposed to be a combination of a pug and a pitbull but really looks like a bobble head boxer. If this dog was a cartoon it would resemble scrappy doo.

My pig puppy has big pug eyes and pitbull teeth.

by flutterby33 November 13, 2010

pigs micky

To make a complete and utter balls of something

Thats a all wrong you've made a pigs micky out of it

by DAVRAV July 27, 2006

boat pig

A term used to describe police officers (excludes the Coast Guard) who patrol the waters.

The boat pig's caught us for dumping beer cans in Lake Erie.

by Katy159 March 14, 2007

Mull Pig

A person that smokes more weed then everyone else. And would polish off your bowl at a blink of an eye.

Mull Pig: I bet I can smoke more bongs then you......

by Hairy Pot Fairy March 28, 2009

[Pig Rapist]

one who thoroughly enjoys sexual activity with pigs

Charlie: Dude, what is that guy doing to that pig?

Shanaynay: Looks like he's fuckin it boyee

Charlie: Wow, whata pig rapist!

Shanaynay: Shut up foo!

by jojmuffin12 August 1, 2008

Judas Pig

A person you will always deny having intimate relations with or fornicating with because of their grotesque looks or size, a judas pig can be male or female. Most judas pig situations begin at happy hour and involve cheap alcoholic beverages. The encounter with the judas pig will usually cause the victim to shower in scalding hot water and soap in a futile attempt to scrub the judas pig from ones memory. Most std clinics offer discount testing for encounters with judas pigs.

"That girl was a judas pig, I will never admit to hitting it even if my life depended on it." "Stop being a judas pig, I saw you kissing him at the friday's parking lot." "Why are some guys such judas pigs, they will never admit to hooking up with the not so great looking girls?"

by itsoktobeyou May 3, 2013

pig on steroids

A pig on steroids is not actually a pig, it's a bore, who likes to accuse people of eating their fathers. They carry axes or blades and kill anyone who eats pork, even though they are bores. Don't be scared if they accuse you of eating their fathers, just punch them, they will run away and cry. They don't like their fathers, they just want someone to die. Of course they are lying and they would be glade if their fathers got eaten. It's a tradition for fathers to cut their fangs out at 12, around the age when puberty begins. At the end of puberty their fangs grow back and 2 more grow.

Pig: "Ben 10! You ate my father!"
Ben: "No I didn't! I would never do it!"
Pig: "Lies, all lies!!!"
Ben: "Well you are just a pig on steroids!"
Pig: ":("

by Potatomine54 June 15, 2014