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Hammer Tyme

Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.
"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."

"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."
by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012
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dilon hammer

i am dilon hammer you are not dilon hammer so succ
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Jewish Hammer

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020
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The Hammer

The hammer ate a lot of pussy last night!
by Hammer 69 January 14, 2024
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Hammer

Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided, inertial impact delivery device
I used a hammer to drive the nail into the piece of wood.

Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.
by Daniel H. B. June 24, 2019
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Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
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pootie hammer

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!
by Chicke454 November 7, 2017
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