Hammer Tyme

Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.

"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."

"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."

by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012

Hammer in half

To make a long story short; when a saw is to easy to cut the bullshit and you want it known anger got this done!

If I could hammer in half all peoples problems in the world, peace and happiness would prevail!!.

by Ease of definition November 22, 2017

The Hammer

A boy named Tarek

The hammer ate a lot of pussy last night!

by Hammer 69 January 14, 2024

It licks hammers

Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.

Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.

The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip

- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.

I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.

This was such a hammer-licking play by you!

This is not good, it licks hammers big time.

by RiuDenise December 28, 2013

Tam-Hammering

The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit

"You definitely have a drinking problem".
"How so ?"
"It's not even 9 am and you're Tam-Hammering with the door open"

by Darthdad May 19, 2022

pootie hammer

A penis with pussy juice on it.

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!

by Chicke454 November 7, 2017

Hammer Swinger

When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.

Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”

Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”

by Royisab December 13, 2022