an indigent man who spends his entire day "working" on his golf game, thus unable to find real work.
by "Norma Rae" July 27, 2009
by benzion November 02, 2010
We've all heard of the hockey flow and the baseball booty, but what about a runner guy? A runner guy can be one of your bestfriend and one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. A runner guy always wears the shortest shorts possible. And they're proud of it! Clothes? That's optional for a runner guy because they have a great body. Their abs are always on point, but their flow? That's different. Runner guys attempt to look like scrubs all the time. They think it's fun to wear headbands or cut their hair into a Mohawk. Or even grow it out into a so-called "Man bun". A runner guy can be one of best friends you will ever have. If a boy is giving you a problem, don't worry. The runner guy is so fast, he will hunt down any boy that messes with you. They may be a great friend, but they're not afraid to give you a hard time about everything! A runner boy is very sarcasticand honest. They don't care who's around, but they pretty much say exactly what's on their mind, always. Even though they have to run 50+ miles a week they still find time to play Ultimate Frisbee everywhere they go. Now you would think a boy with abs could get a lot of girls? Well you thought wrong. Again they can be very strange people. A runner guy thinks he has a chance with every/any girl, but then he probably has a ponytail and his chances are ruined. Basically, everyone needs a runner guy in their life.
by MRunner16 March 11, 2016
A coded and secret phrase for publicly communicating the fact that a given male particularly enjoys cunnilingus, or eating pussy.
by Merriam W. November 01, 2018
This term refers to those who are so engrossed and utterly obsessed specifically with any form of military cadets (or perhaps any youth organisation) that they fail to think or say anything not about cadets. There are 12 levels of "guyness" which rank all cadets or youth organisation members from very unenthusiastic to sucking-off instructor just to gain favour. Cadet guys are usually single-minded individuals who only look to gain promotion and uphold prestige of unit for personal satisfaction. high level guys like to enforce their rank on others for ego boosts and will often use the word regalia. cadet guys are gimps
sampson said to the cadet commander: "i will do anything to become an officer"
cadet commander: "anything? you're such a cadet guy! down on your knees!"
sampson: "why thankyou sir!"
cadet commander: "anything? you're such a cadet guy! down on your knees!"
sampson: "why thankyou sir!"
by spartacus the windowdresser February 11, 2010
Kerst-Where’s Nathan for Monday shotguns?
Moe-no idea, ohhh wait he’s with his new girlfriend
Friend 3- oh he’s a girlfriend guy now
Moe-no idea, ohhh wait he’s with his new girlfriend
Friend 3- oh he’s a girlfriend guy now
by Sweet4469 February 25, 2020