Fucked for life

Something happens that cannot be fixed and changes your life for ever. Basicly your screwed/fucked for the rest of your life.

Example 1:

- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.

Example 2:

- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)

by fear--pro-2 # <"33 November 3, 2010

Bot Fucked

The experience of being frustrated to tears by having to interact with poorly optimised chat bot virtual assistant on a commercial website.

Kim tried to check some account details on his banking website last night but he kept getting bot fucked by the virtual assistant, bouncing him between useless FAQ entries and denying him access to a human.

by Ernest_Hemmingroid March 9, 2021

mach fuck

as fast as one could possibly ever even imagining going.

i took that turn at mach fuck.

by Birrick April 4, 2009

Feature Fucked

When a computer application or hardware design feature has unintended or sometimes embarrassing consequences.

Getting Feature Fucked commonly occurs in word processing and email applications. For example you type a message that uses a misspelled version the word “incidentally” but the auto correct feature fixes it and it becomes “indecently”.

Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.

Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Spec’s” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”

by Lou Porreco April 9, 2008

Double Fuck

When a girl lays between two guys in A bed and get's two dicks in her body at the same time one in the anus and the other in the pussy!

Maci : So girl I heard you had A Double Fuck last night!

Kiersten : Yeah it was so amazing Chad fucked my pussy and Craig fucked my ass then they switched off and I finished it up with A blowjob for each and they gave me a massive cum facial!

Maci : Dam girl I need to get me two boyfriends sounds like fun!

Kiersten : For Sure!

by SlopNChop November 3, 2016

Beautiful Fuck

When two extremely good looking people have sex together.

Craig : So what are we doing tonight bar hoppin or poker night?
Chad : Sorry dude I'm going to Kiersten's house for a Beautiful Fuck!
Craig : Well aren't you just full of yourself!
Chad : Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Craig : Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad: If I did it would be A Beautiful Fuck!

by SlopNChop February 28, 2017

Fucking that chicken

To continue doing a menial task that offers little reward.

Made famous by a live-news-television slip by a New York Fox anchor Ernie Anastos in September 2009.

"Are you going to the hockey game tonight?"

"No, I have to work late again tonight at the 7-Eleven."

"Well, keep fucking that chicken."

by Urban Canada Guy September 19, 2009