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Teacher force ones

A rare type of pointy flat shoes that are worn by the urban elderly community. We call them forces ones because they can be worn to the club and tossed on for a game of one on one a later be worn to a funeral.
Sidney always looks shob in her teacher force ones.
by Winter j January 22, 2017
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uncle folgers

Guy 1 : what do you say I brew up a pot of dark roast?

Guy 2 : I say simmer down Uncle Folgers before I give you a French press
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Astral Force

The saltiest force in the universe, the main source of salt in the universe, associated with being a salty cunt
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Air Force

One of the five main branches of the US military that was founded on September 18, 1947. It serves a vital function in combat (as I am certain you have heard about drone strikes) and is often called in when too much shit hits the fan. Despite it's importance, it remains the second least respected branch of the military
At least the Air Force receives more respect than the Coast Guard
by natedashark August 8, 2017
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Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
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air force blue

To have spirit for the Air Force.
Oh man, Tom's bleeding Air Force blue in that USAF hat.
by the_man_of_no_words September 26, 2017
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liquid force

the act in which you fuck the girl so hard, she pisses herself
"Yo dude. I used that liquid force move on your bitch."
"Good shit."
by jdabbo October 14, 2017
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