five-star fag

A gay man who has never felt obligated to have a sexual interest women, and has never engaged in any sort of activity in order to prove his sexuality otherwise.

Five-star fags are far and few between. They're usually the most unobtainable, and generally flamboyant, homosexuals.

They are the Megan Foxes of fags.

Caesar is a five-star fag, and I wish he would date me, but five-star fags are only good enough for other five-star fags.

by freecigarettes September 21, 2010

Name Five Fish

A game often played by males. Person A will sneak up behind Person B and grab the his nipple. Person A then yells, "Name five fish!" and will not let go of Person B's nipple until he names the five fish. The pain being inflicted on Person B's nipple makes it extremely hard for him to name five fish. The game can also be played by naming five presidents, fruits, vegetables, sneaker brands, state capitals, etc.

John: (grabs Jim's nipple) Name Five Fish!
Jim: OWW! Let go of my nipple you fucker! Shit! Salmon, snapper... fuck I can't think of another!! Trout, goldfish... GOD DAMMIT!!! My tit hurts so fucking badly!!! Uhhh... GROUPER!!! YES! GET OFF MY NIPPLE!!
John: Hahaha

by The Second Coming of You December 22, 2008

Quarters for Checkstand Five

1. $.25 is needed at a counter in a grocery mart.

2. Employee code language to signal the store that a very pretty girl (named Jenna) is standing near the counter, and everyone should come look at her.

1. "Quarters for checkstand five! Quarters for checkstand five!" .. 'Here ya go, Jim. By the way, you're a hottie.' .. "I know it!"

2. -hottiewhistle- "Quarters for checkstand fiive!" -wink-

by Brianrietta January 29, 2005

Five Dollar Dime

A prostitute that is rated ten on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness, but is so desparate she is willing to accept five dollars.

"Five dollar dime on the mind, make you stop look and listen and youll still be missin mine."
-10,000 Cadillacs, Daddy Lyrics

by steezy geez September 29, 2009

five finger discount

a rad song about shoplifting by choking victim

"i want to see, what's on sale what's for free"

FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT!

by rudie skankster July 13, 2007

three point five

an eighth of weed or 3.5 on the ricter scale

"imma cop three point five of the one nigga"

by justine from the bay March 3, 2005

Five-second-role

The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.

Person A: "Oops, I dropped my chip on the ground."

Person B: "Don't worry, five-second-role."

by aabbccddeeffgghhiijj April 16, 2009