Cuddle fish

A dude who plays the friend role trying to steal women. A guy whose whole game is putting down her ex to make himself look better.

That cuddle fish dude he was over there telling her all she wanted to hear.

by Tom pnoid August 5, 2015

Tickle Fish It

Putting your lit cigarette out on a random object.

"I'm done with my cigarette, what should I do with it?"
"Tickle fish it, man."
*Puts cigarette out on the side of a house.

by The KOW April 5, 2011

Summon a fish

Polite phonetic rendering of "Son of a Bitch," to be used when swearing isn't permitted or advisable.

Summon a fish, my wallet's been stolen!

by mightybjorn March 23, 2004

Fish Divot

A woman's vagina

"My girlfriend's Fish Divot tastes like licking the top off the tuna can--Hold the mayo!

by Scuba diver and Muff man December 17, 2002

Puffer Fish

A guy/girl who appears to be skinny on social media with special angles and photo editing software. However, this person is hiding the fact that she is bigger than initially thought. Although, some may still cautiously have sex with the person if they are horny enough.

P.S. It should also be noted that the person may appear to be unaware of what they have done and will often deny it whether it be intentional or not.

Issac: This girl is a puffer fish compared to her Instagram
James: I know right, it's comparing Kim Kardashion to Rebel Wilson.

by Nabokov October 20, 2018

Fish 5

-Call of Duty: World at War....
-Call of Duty =C.O.D.
-COD is a type of fish
-Therefore, refer to Call of Duty: World at War as Fish 5

hey lets go play some Fish 5

by ChadBroChill757 December 22, 2008

split fish

New Zealand voluntary fireman slang for vagina, commonly used when shouted from the fire engine.

Show us your split fish!

by Bernhammer July 31, 2005