HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person”

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!

by Splaird June 22, 2025

Garb personality disorder

People with this change their personalities based on the clothes they wear

Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder

by Quen.asf July 14, 2025

Black Obsessive Disorder

Black Obsessive Disorder (BOD): A coined syndrome describing a persistent, irrational tendency to attribute crime and societal problems to Black individuals or communities, unsupported by evidence and rooted in ignorance of historical injustices like systemic racism, redlining, or discriminatory policing. Sufferers exhibit compulsive scapegoating, cherry-picking data to confirm biases, and dismissing structural factors. BOD manifests in heightened fear, stereotyping, and policy advocacy that disproportionately harms Black populations, perpetuating cycles of prejudice and inequity.

His unfounded accusations against Black communities for rising crime rates revealed a clear case of Black Obsessive Disorder, ignoring historical injustices and systemic factors.

by WALLSTREETWIN July 27, 2025

Social Contract Disorder

A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.

Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!

by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025

Loop 2 Disorder

The state of mind one enters whence they enter the second loop of a Risk of Rain 2 run and suffer potentially lethal levels of brain degradation, the mental suffering is described to be worse than that of child birth.

Help me... I've played too long... I'm suffering Loop 2 Disorder

by JC-Rowe August 7, 2025

Solana Anxiety Disorder

A highly contagious condition in the trenches where your mental health is fully tethered to SOL price action. Victims of SAD suffer from extreme FOMO during pumps, instant depression when they jeet too early, and random bursts of hopium when a random CTO on Twitter says “$500 EOY.” Common behaviors include panic-selling bottoms, setting alarms for every 1% move, and telling yourself you’ll DCA but actually going all-in on leverage. Side effects: dry mouth, chart-induced migraines, and screaming “WAGMI” while coping in Telegram. The only known cure is touching grass or migrating to stablecoins, but let’s be real—most SAD holders just reload Phantom and pray for the next bull run.

“Doctor said I don’t need meds, I just need to stop leverage trading — classic Solana Anxiety Disorder diagnosis.”

by Dr. Jeet August 29, 2025