Childstein's Disease

A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.
Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.
by Dr. Seymour Childstein November 20, 2012
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Cleese Disease

When a comedian becomes increasingly shit and unfunny the older they get.

Also known as Atkinsons Affliction.
I see the cleese disease is taking its toll, it's horrible to see the condition worsening to rapidly.
by Pipsta_2001 November 29, 2022
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Bullshata Disease

A squishy yellow ball of poo that can fit in your small pocket sized microwave
It’s a disease when you don’t wipe your bum bum good enough and then you get Bullshata disease
by Loo loo lemons April 16, 2020
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James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals
He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease
by WomanLover69 November 19, 2018
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da disease

Dumbass disease, the condition where someone is suffering from a level of stupid so great it's hard to wrap your head around.
The guy crossed the street without even looking must've had a case of the DA disease.
by December 16, 2022
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PGR Disease

PGR or "Prettiest Girl in the Room" Disease is a condition that afflicts attractive women everywhere. It's characterized by the negative reaction a pretty girl expresses when she meets a girl that's prettier than her, rendering her "not the prettiest girl in the room" anymore.
Girl 1: Mandy, you look lovely as always. I'd like you to meet my friend, Sexy Withoutmakeup.

Girl 2: I don't like her.

Girl 1: You just met her, why not?

Girl 2: She's dressed like a whore.

Girl 1: Oh, you're just being jealous. You've got PGR Disease.
by rhastings88 February 24, 2014
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human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.
If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.
by QuacksO April 30, 2020
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