Depression

Something i always have

Me: i have crippling depression

by Trashcan45 February 27, 2018

Depression hour

When you go to Hal’s room at 4am and talk about your suicidal thoughts while vaping and looking at squishmallows

“Fuck man, I’m feeling so depressed, I better go to Hal’s room and talk about ending my life during depression hour”

by Heywattsup April 25, 2022

Depression

Supporting Manchester United.

I suffer from Depression because I support Manchester United

by DepressedUnitedFan April 23, 2022

Depression

A mental health condition in which you are forever happy and never sad

I’m so glad I have depression it’s so good

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Coronic depression

A depression brought on by isolation from the Corona virus “COVID-19”

Man 1: “I’ve been alone for 2 weeks straight now”
Man 2: “Yeah, I think you’re getting a coronic depression”

by arvinator March 18, 2020

Depression

A mental disorder often associated with sadness that teenagers from ages 12 to 25 fake for internet validation And sympathy making the actual thing impossible to properly identify

Egirl : someone called me fat on the internet, I have depression

by Penisman222 March 28, 2021

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 22, 2020