crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

crush & grind

A state of mind

Based on an relaxed caribbean, chilling in a haze near the beach, kind of vibe

Don: "hey man, what have you been up to?"
A verry relaxed Peter: "You know how it is man I'm just here on my crush & grind.

by Crushgrind.com February 24, 2017

Crush

A person who you find really attractive, and do not know if you have feelings for them or not.

I have the biggest crush on Jayden!

by #1anonymous22222222222222 May 31, 2020

dishonest crush

A crush that's built on a dishonest premise. Such as an individual indicating romantic interest when the individual actually only wants sex.

"I can't believe Marcus only wanted to sleep with me--I'm so upset."
"Sounds like he had a dishonest crush on you."

by Order of Stego July 20, 2021

Dom Crush

A person you have a crush on and consider to be dominant, attractive and trustworthy (even if they are not to be trusted) and you want them to d0m you (non-s3ggual or not 😏)

Omg Its my dom crush!!!

by R o m a n t i c <3 December 2, 2021

Crushed up

A verbal phrase referring to one having intimacy thoughts, while taking over the other person from a sexual position and putting it into words.

“Yeah she got a lil sum she’d get crushed up”

“Yo bro this girl I’m talking to I’m not going to lie she’d get crushed up fam.”

by ih@T3mYs3Lf123 July 15, 2023

they love crushing loaf

Quote said by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" about the villagers

Jack Black: They just like to chill, trade, and eat butt loads of bread. They love crushing loaf

by Umar9man March 28, 2025