Chuck 

Chuck is the type of guy you date in middle school. He's the type of guy who when introduced into any sort of danger will go into a fetal position.

Person: have you ever dated Chuck?
Me: No he's a real wimp

Chuck by Alexander Anonymous June 28, 2016

chuck norris 

better than jesus

chuck norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best god damn lemon-aid you've ever tasted!

chuck norris by some_fucker December 13, 2016

Chuck Norris 

fuckin badass bitch

Damn Chuck, you a fuckin badass dayumn mothafucka Chuck Norris is badaaaaasssss

Chuck Norris by l00l 23 January 26, 2017

Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris, you probably heard of him, if not just look up some info about him and then come back here so I can tell you some other info. Done? Ok here I go....

He was all mighty and powerful and killed whoever said something bad about him until some guys decided to put him into a deathbattle with another really strong dude called Sega, then they starts fighting, manage to break away from our universe and now since he is gone people became allowed to start shitting on him without consequences, so they did. He is now considered overrated an a failure even though he just happens to be fighting right now and is gone from our reality

Person 1: Dude have you seen that death battle with Chuck Norris and Sega what ever his name is?
Person 2: ye, when do you think it will end?
Person 1: I think time became irrelevant....
Person 2: true that Sega guy is pretty tough

Chuck Norris by A complete joke February 11, 2017

chuck on the spit 

To get fucked from 2 sides (front and rear) at the same time

Do you practice chuck on the spit with your friends?

chuck on the spit by Piteryo November 27, 2017

Chuck norris 

GOD

Chuck Norris, He's GOD

Chuck norris by gnfnhnhnhnh May 16, 2018

Chuck Norris boy is cool

Noah is chuck Norris bitch!!

chuck Norris boy is cool

Chuck Norris boy is cool by Big boi dad November 14, 2018