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Blood Cookie

A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.
"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"
by John Furydamn September 26, 2018
mugGet the Blood Cookiemug.

Cookies & Cream

When a black guy creampies a white girl.
Tyrone: I gave Katie some Cookies & Cream.
by Malware. January 11, 2019
mugGet the Cookies & Creammug.

goya cookies

mark: I got these great goya cookies, you've gotta try them!
you: ew they taste disgusting
you: why do I want more...
by 420inmyanus November 15, 2016
mugGet the goya cookiesmug.

Cookie Cum

When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.
Dude: yo you wanna do cookie cum?
Other dude: Hell no bro...
by Mustaj March 6, 2019
mugGet the Cookie Cummug.

colorado cookie

Dude I just made some Colorado cookies!
by shroomz December 23, 2014
mugGet the colorado cookiemug.

cookie comrades

a name for a group of two friends or more (typically girls) who are punk but at the same time enjoy all things cute or kawaii. also particularly enjoy cookies and other sweets avoided by skinny, preppy bitches. this junk food appreciation is used as a "fuck you" to the pressures of modern society to diet and continually lose more and more weight. a mix of both riot grrl and BBW.
"I saw Jenny and Amber eating cupcakes like a pig!"
"Oh ya, you didn't hear? They're cookie comrades."
by colleenmonster September 5, 2007
mugGet the cookie comradesmug.

Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.
God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!
by manutdot September 22, 2010
mugGet the Cookie Muntermug.

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