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Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
by anonymous July 15, 2024
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come clean

be completely honest; keep nothing hidden.
"the company has refused to come clean about its pollution record"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.
My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.
by Domazz691 September 17, 2023
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Come on Kurt

The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.

In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”

It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”

Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!

Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!

Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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Come out from under the land

It’s basically like get out the closet but for lesbian people
Come out from under the land
by Come out from under the land September 24, 2023
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Come Out Day

On October 12th of the year 2023, he will come out the closet and tell everyone that he is really into guys and wants to bang a furry. It is the day of truth from him. He is not to be hated on for it, but only told he is fine for being honest.
"I cant believe Pres actually did it on Come Out Day. I'm so happy he was honest. I just hope he don't try to cum on me."
by TheRealJournalist October 11, 2023
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Come

1. The act of going towards something

2. What you do at night when you are bored and single... basically orgasm
Homie: Yooo, let's have a sleepover!
You: I am going to come!

Or
Homie: *asleep with mouth open*
You: I am going to come!
by the FBI at October 19, 2023
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