chris church

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic

Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.

by Tman27 April 13, 2019

chris currao

A noob that is bad at all sports

Chris Currao is bad at all sports

by Emerald miner March 15, 2018

chris chmurski

a simp for sienna and a humming brid.Likes alvaar as well.
cheated on a MS HUMMING BIRD

" CHRIS CHMURSKI LOVES SIMPING AND LOVES HUMMING BIRD
crys abt manny cheating with sammy

by Sir.Dumza January 24, 2022

Chris Jr

A child born form the balls of an Albanian shot putter who which at birth could pistol squat 995kg and bench 700kg whilst doing mathematic equations only Einstein could work out

I’m taking Chris Jr to Sushimania

by joshphelps24 November 04, 2021

chris pine

sexiest man to ever exist. he has the prettiest and best eyes ever and i also really want his di-

“CHRIS PINE IS SO FINE”

by chrispinesexygf January 06, 2022

Chris colbert

Most humble guy to be around. Very intelligent and have the brightest smile. Bbc

Chris Colbert is very helpful.

by StephenCounty December 20, 2016

Jordan / Chris?

Makes insulting jokes about despite his love for you

Jordan / Chris ? : * makes joke *
Someone : * pretends to be offended / upset *
Jordan / Chris? : nouuuu ily really ㅠㅠ

by LeafyLever June 17, 2018