earth chicken

A groundhog

Told you that earth chicken was afraid of his shadow

by Fxxk May 16, 2016

Chicken kiss

or Cloacal Kiss, refers to the way birds reproduce. The male and female press their cloacae ( the plural form of cloaca - the opening that a bird uses for waste and reproduction) together to fertilize the female bird's ova.

Also a slang term for vagina-to-vagina or anus-to-anus intercourse (see Fish Bump)

Aww, sick Chicken Kiss! Looks like Bessy's finally gonna lay.

by FreddyFwaygaux August 2, 2018

Mock Chicken

its when you go so fast to rectrieve ball that you cant explain the speed

its faster then the speed of light.

your going to go flying at mock chicken!!!

by Jennytheblock123 May 9, 2022

cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014

Chicken Lotion

Chicken lotion is a term for the practice of creatively using the grease on your hands after consuming a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as lubricant for masturbation because you're too much of a fat fuck to get up and wash your hands.

I got the weirdest boner while I was watching Passion of the Christ last night and the lube was too far away to reach so I just jacked off using my chicken lotion

by mogwaimon April 5, 2020

chicken nuggets

taste so good when my friend got some he shoved them so far down his throat he asked for more

i love chicken nuggets

by jayjay1019 June 11, 2018

Ground Chicken

1)The substance that is put in all chicken-based school foods.

2)A chicken that has become roadkill.

Guy Eating: Eww, wtf is in this shit.
Guy on Urban Dictionary: Ground Chicken.

Kid Playing: Hey Tony, come look at this!
Tony: Eww, Ground Chicken!

by Lemons66 June 2, 2009