The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship
Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves
Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect
Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect
by R3ZIT June 30, 2023
Get the The Brandon Effectmug. A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables
by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022
Get the Brandoningmug. Brandon SHUT UP!!
by Boy in school February 26, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. 
Someone sexy, toned, and self kept. Dispite his many wonderful traits, he has anger issues he struggles to keep at bay. He’ll blow you off and not see a problem with it. But man, is he good in bed
by Louella May May 14, 2018
Get the brandon tyrelmug. When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021
Get the Go Brandonmug. Brandon is the guy who is hardworking, his dream is to go to the military, and serve. Most people named Brandon have glasses and Blondish pin straight hair. They are not a leader, but a follower. He always walks with pride with his head up. They always about their looks fixing their hair every second regardless of it moving. None of their teachers like them and often like
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.
by Frank is awesome November 20, 2023
Get the Brandonmug.