boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

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BOAT

Stands for Best Of All Time

You are my BOAT.

by Dani_Rulz1221 April 26, 2021

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When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

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Boat code

If you’re invited on a mans boat. Don’t ask to bring your boyfriend.

“Want to come on Mike’s boat this weekend?”
“Can I bring my boyfriend?”
“No! You shouldn’t even ask! don’t you know boat code.”

by Sunshinestateofmind June 4, 2021

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Fen Boates Bishop

Used to describe someone or something that simply cannot complete any task or follow through with its predictable outcome. -

FBB for short

Man: I was driving my car to the grocery store and my car just fucking fen boates bishoped. Wtf!?

George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!

by boatedRus November 28, 2024

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