Mexican Boat Launch

When a nasty bastard takes a dump in the pool.

Hey man, did you hear about Steve? He did a Mexican Boat Launch at the community centre last night!

by RichterScl July 2, 2016

Golden Boat

When you stand over a lady with her legs over her head and urinate directly into her Vagingo

Last night was crazy, was with this freaky girl from Boldmere and she asked me to give her a Golden Boat. Next thing you know shes legs akimbo and im sinking the vessel.

by ShizzleKizzle March 23, 2022

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast

I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Boat boy

Term given to a person you are madly in love with

Man I love that boat boy, so dreamy;)

by Zylophobia December 7, 2023

BOAT

Something something of all time. The zoomies use it as a mockery or something, someone isn't the GOAT, he's the BOAT pls someone that speaks zommie language to add a proper definition by googling "urban dictionary add a word" I wanna know what the fucking B stands for, I'm dying to know.

- Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to retire after setting the record for most consecutive wins and consecutive losers
- That's why he's the BOAT!

by The_boat August 4, 2024

squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

Boat

A flying restrant with electricity and the oral food is to not the yummy. Sassy prinsces comes with the thang and they will slay queen

O it boat. Don’t even say it gonna kill

by I is so kool May 23, 2018