Term used by women as a generic reference in place of "a man" or "a guy." Used primarily in the context of tasks requiring particular masculine qualities, such as strength, or when alluding to generalized masculine stereotypes of behavior or attitude.
"How are we going to get all these boxes moved?" "Oh, I'm sure we can find a penis bearer to do it for us."
"You know once we get this all set up, some penis bearer is just going to tell us we did it all wrong."
"You know once we get this all set up, some penis bearer is just going to tell us we did it all wrong."
by elea26 August 14, 2008
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Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.
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Someone who beats unlawful african-americans for a living. Usually for approximatley $2500 year. Its a rough living but beatin a bunch of coon's is all in a hard days work. And someone has to do the dirty work on this god forsaken EARTH
JD: Dude garrett, why the fuck are you sweating your tits off?
Garrett: I was just on jonathin street and beat twenty-ten coon's! Tribute!! Victory Stoig! Im the most bost Coon Beater there every was!
Garrett: I was just on jonathin street and beat twenty-ten coon's! Tribute!! Victory Stoig! Im the most bost Coon Beater there every was!
by chrispytits December 9, 2008
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Oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. Wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. If swallowed has no nutritional value. I now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty
by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005
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by Hawkwarrior27 December 31, 2003
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Get the beaker mug.adj: comes from the french word "Binet" and is says to a person who is wicked awesome and/or had just done something utterly clever.
More Info: Alfred Binet invented/created the first ever IQ test so he must have been clever.
More Info: Alfred Binet invented/created the first ever IQ test so he must have been clever.
by kbs - kidney bean sorter January 7, 2008
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