banana banging

Banana banging is the art of plundering your fart box with a banana with the intention of getting off.

Suzy whats wrong? Oh I'm just a little sore Mandy, I was banana banging myself all night.

by poopknife January 20, 2015

banana yogurt

A very beautiful lady who is amazing and beautiful and is funny and kind and deserves the world and beautiful

You know that dumb idiot banana yogurt

You mean the ugly one

by Banana yogurt October 8, 2020

banana exit

A euphemism for the anus. Most etymologists believe that the phrase originally referred to the anuses of monkeys, who are believed to subsist mainly on bananas, although now the phrase is commonly used to refer to the human anus.

1. Toddler: Mommy, where does poopie come from?
MILF: Your banana exit, sweetie.

2. Student: Doctor, what is this itchy rash around my banana exit?
Doctor: I'm sorry, son. You have herpes.

3. Porn star: Oh, fuck yeah, it's so big! Put it in my banana exit!!

by Reese Witherspoon April 14, 2008

Banana Cramer

When one shoves one or more dildo in there vagina or asshole and gets it stuck

"I hear people calling you a Banana Cramer"

by DirectoryAura May 19, 2016

nutso bananas

(adj.) used to describe something amazing or unexpected. An unbelievable occurrence or event.

"I can't believe how nutso bananas that workout was, I'm feeling the burn all over".

by APCF January 21, 2023

dusty banana

The act of performing fellatio on a penis covered in cocaine.

I love a good dusty banana, but they're so fucking expensive!

by saviphanee November 17, 2016

Banana Split

It's when a female sucks your dick for a little bit. Then she gets a butcher knife and slices it into two. She then plops ice cream on your cut dick and then she enjoys.

Chris: I got this one Banana Split from this chick and she offered it to people for $6.00
Matt: Eh I seen better prices.

by Wiggies911 March 8, 2017