No Battles

Just as if you were to call dibs, you can call “No Battles” to claim that spot or item and nobody can do anything about it. However if somebody only says “Battles” then they are asking for a duel in battle for that specific spot or item, whether it’s a game of horse on the hoops or Rock Paper Scissors.

“Ayoo Jim I call shotgun!”
“Sorry Phil, but I call shotgun, NO BATTLES”
“Damnit , Jim you got me!”

by Littlesavage July 29, 2021

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Lap Battle

When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.

Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle”

by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021

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lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.

Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you

by ICrackPussy12 August 19, 2021

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Dirty Battlefield

When playing a online FPS and the group chat keeps farting in their headset making it sound like running through a battlefield.

Holy fuck i played online with the boys now i have ptsd from the dirty battlefield.

by Randy23Marsh November 24, 2021

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Boss Battles

A small forum game orginating from Drawception, where users draw characters and have them fight against a boss, which is considerably stronger run by one player. It has migrated from the site onto its own Discord server after its 15th fight, Meoclide Worm

Its most iconic character is Drawful D, an anthropomorphic letter D.

Sorry, I was busy drawing my action post for Boss Battles
What's that?
You draw characters and they fight.

by TopekaG December 8, 2021

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Backstretch Battles

A series of straight-line racing games on the platform Roblox where drivers try to survive and crash eachother out with a battered history of toxic users.

One of the recent games, Backstretch Battles: Remastered was temporarily shut down over legal issues with the community Stunod Racing due to it's usage of copyrighted artwork from the site.

I can't even play Backstretch Battles anymore, man. The drivers are so fucking bad at doing anything.

by DerpyChilisEmployee December 13, 2021

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