Bassturbate

When a bass (a fish) masturbates

I ate a bass alive and then it began to bassturbate in my mouth

by Inni84 December 11, 2023

bassiramane

Bassiramane is the most beautyful person I ever seen, he is amazing, he is fabulous,and he have the biggest dick on the world, he is the best friend to everyone, but he can be an animal with his girlfriend.
he is truly the best friend you can have, he will always be there for you and will not hesitate to put himself in danger for you. If you meet a "Bassir", don't let go of him.
It can be the key to your future happiness

Bassiramane is beautiful

by Phil.Grec December 14, 2023

Bassine

A name for a non-existent character in any fandoms. This person doesnt exist, lmao. You can use this name to make other people think theres a woman named Bassine in their fandom, who supposedly is better than the character a person talks about in the argument.

Them: No? Hu Tao from Genshin Impact Is better.
You: Im pretty sure Bassine took her crown, sorry.

by TheWoofMan2k10 December 26, 2023

basslet

Someone that hates bass in a transducer (speaker/headphone/earphone)

Is that headphone any good?
Yeah sure if you're a filthy basslet.

by kur1su December 30, 2023

bassssssst

big bootie latino

she had a big bassssssst

by rg; eislrbjrhlgn evkjgfcenmerk March 6, 2024

Bassknob

A play on the word Bass and snob. A derogatory term for someone who comments online on someone elses Bass catches from the Sea. Rather than congratulate them on their fine Bass fishing photos a Bassknob will look for any way to criticise or impose their superior Knowledge and catches. A Bassknob will look for every opportunity to talk about why they are more knowledgable than you. A Bassknob uses sarcasm to hide their jealousy. A Bassknob will always know how much less a fish weighs than the person who actually weighs it. A Bassknob will always refer to other peoples Bass catches as 'schoolies'. A bassknob will not ask questions to improve their own angling

A collection of Bassknobs are know as Bassknobbers

"When my son caught his first Bass he had lots of positive comments on facebook, the only negative one was from a well known bassknob who told him it was too small and he was holding it all wrong"

"I was going to write a comment about someones Bass not being as big as the one i had but i didn't want to be a bassknob"

by Slendersunfsh March 26, 2024

Bassem Youssef

You're right!

Hym "You're RIGHT, Bassem Youssef! Correct. They don't care about the Palestinian lives. They don't even care about the lives of their neighbors kids! Which is why I won't stop threatening them! The kids are a tool they use to assert dominion of other people's lives. Just like the Palestinians! That's their Jesus! As long as they have their perpetually suffering whipping boy gimp, they are justified in asserting dominion over other people lives! Because, yeah, their loves are shit... But as long as they have the whipping gimp they can point to it and say 'Well, you're not that guy, so, I'm justified in my inaction.' And in doing so they can selectively prevent people from haveing a better life than them. Even if your life is the direct result of external forces acting against you, deliberately. That's their Job. They don't care about your life. They care about clinging to the quality of life THEY CURRENTLY HAVE and preventing people they don't like from having a better life then them. It's preemptive jealousy. They prevent the negative emotion and connotation associated with jealousy IN ADVANCE... Because if they are jealous, everyome is justified in dismissing everything that they say. That's what they care about. That's all they are ever going to care about, Bassem. Until the chain of solipsism is broken, your lives are meaningless because... You're not THYM!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024