angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.
I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!
by Cummy worm November 10, 2010
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angry dragon

When WASP is performing oral sex on a man, the guy blows it in his 20 year old mouth, holds his jaw together and says: "The Red Sox stink!"
WASP gave such bad oral, I had to give him an angry dragon.
by RichfromBoston February 11, 2005
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Voltaire's Angry Fist

The act of placing a glove, usually rubber, on your hand during sex.
You cover the gloved hand in a sticky substance, usually paste, blood, semen, honey, bbq sauce, or baby tears.
The glove is than covered in sand, broken glass, or razor blades and placed into the asshole of another person, animal, or baby.
During my fraternity initiation, the second stage was a Voltaire's Angry Fist. There was a lot of blood, but now I'm a brother!
by Tniles September 05, 2007
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Angry Smoke Signal

When you are eating a girl out and sneak a drag of your cigarette in. You then blow the smoke up her pussy. You immediately start to fuck her, and use your shirt to blow smoke signals every time you let your dick out for some air.
Man I have to warn the others not to let Bobby in the back cause I'm fucking his girlfriend. Think man think..... Ah yes! The angry smoke signal never fails.
by R3825 October 26, 2007
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Angry Bird Andrew

Any middle age ginger orthodontist who takes pick up hockey extremely serious. The gingers slap shot is claimed by him to reach speeds of at least 108mph and can breach pure cinderblock. Is extremely aggitated by people who take the puck from him as they must be cheating. Enjoys long conversations dealing with wire and bracket placement.
Wow Angry Bird Andrew you should definitely give up orthodontics and play in the NHL!
by The Real Snail July 25, 2018
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Angry Sea Turtle

when your hitting it from the back and she yells don't stop but it's to late you just nutted so you stop. TWB
I was done. left her flapping like an Angry Sea Turtle
by thateinsteinguy December 30, 2015
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angry artic wolf

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and right before you cum, make a joke or say something funny and she laughs and the jizz comes out of her nose.
"Tonight, i'm going to pull an angry artic wolf on my girlfriend."
by MangoTango167 September 16, 2013
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