50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 31, 2019

Electronic AIDS

Another name for Celiac disease--an inappropriate auto-immune response to gluten.

Oh man, my mom got diagnosed with electronic AIDS and now I'm not allowed to keep bread in the house!

by Wankeronfireweasel April 15, 2025

Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.

“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit”
“You wanna go get some band aid food?”

by Santa Muerte June 20, 2023

gona-sphi-herpe-aid

used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD

Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid

by Mary-Jo April 11, 2006

Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.

Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.

by Witch man July 16, 2022

Gat-or-aid

Gatorade but like 1000000000% better and is radioactive and can turn you into speederman

This gat-or-aid is so much better than Gatorade.

by Jomie September 30, 2021

Gator-AIDS

When magic Johnson shares his Gatorade bottle with you during a game

Magic J: Here buddy have some of my Gatorade
Guy: Oh wow thanks Buddo!
Magic J: "laughs" Ha you faggot loser, i have aids and they were in my Gatoradey, You now have Gator-Aids!
Man: No my virginity is ruined!!

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 16, 2017