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team swain

a group of guys that named themselves after a guy theyre obsessed with and they never see him anymore..... but they still insist on calling them team SWAIN when hes a loser that isnt even friends with them anymore..... theyre poser stoners that think theyre hardcore but are the furthest thing from it
"stupid team swain claims theyre stoners but even if they do they dizz stoners out to non-stoners... stupid fuckers!"
by smiley May 27, 2003
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backstop of a football team

What any hardcore feminist or otherwise domineering woman ought to be.
Have I told you about my 7th grade Remedial English teacher? She ought to be the backstop of a football team.
by Baron Bernardino June 17, 2008
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batting for the home team

When a man/woman is gay. Home team is refered to being either male or female
the gay man was batting for the home team.
by someguy May 13, 2005
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Jamaican Bobsled Team

While hooking up with a chick, drop a huge log on her chest and then titty fuck her with it
Oh man so I was watching Cool Runnings with my girl and I asked her if she's ever been introduced to the Jamaican Bobsled Team, she replied no, so I went ahead and fulfilled her wildest dreams.
by blimRU February 27, 2011
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thats my team

Person 1:Do you like Real Madrid?
Person 2:Thats my team.
by john cena's #1 fan May 16, 2006
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Tag Team Manning

Any Manning sex position involving more than two people, and anyone may be tagged in or out at any time.
S.K.: Why did you invite A.F. and E.N.?
S.C.: We wanted to do the Tag Team Manning
by Nachington December 2, 2010
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Cup Final Team

For many years the Irons of East London have failed miserably to live up to unrealistic expectations they've been set by their pikey caravan dwelling fans. Year after year of failure but still maintain they are bigger than their fiercest rivals Tottenham Hotspur despite having won nothing since 1980. These days the pikey nation only manage to raise their game against North London giants Tottenham Hotspur for 2 games a season...their fans jubilant at every positive result even celebrating draws like they've won the world cup at Wembley....it's just a shame they can't do it to the likes of Watford,Brighton and Newcastle who turn them over with ease. No matter how bad things are a result against their more illustrious North London rivals in N17 will essentially be "their season."Tottenham Hotspur... West Hams cup final team having reached 1 final since 1980.
"West Ham are playing their cup final team at the weekend."

"Obsessed with your cup final team are you"

"Your cup final team are your be all and end all"

"Daddy when will we ever finish above our cup final team again"

"Daddy I want to support our cup final team West Ham are pony I've been in the shadows too long and cant take it anymore"

"It's the tinpot east end pikeys v their cup final team Tottenham Hotspur"
by Back_to_Reality February 9, 2019
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