Shit the bed

When a patient scores so badly on a test there’s no other way to define the poor performance.

*Looking at the Wisconsin Card Sorting Test* Wow, they really shit the bed on this one.

by Pbgbnd June 5, 2025

bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 11, 2010

Bed rotting

Bed rotting is usually a sign of depression or loss of energy. Given the circumstances it means you’ve been in bed for most of the day or days on end. Instead of being a good thing, this makes you feel empty and removes energy to do things; even stuff you love.

Have you done anything today?
No, I’ve been bed rotting all day.

by anonymous March 19, 2024

Sweating the bed

When you wake up from sleeping to find your sheets soaked in sweat, rendering them unusable.

-"I had an awful nightmare last night, but the worst part is when I woke up, I found I sweat the bed!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"

by Rotor-Power July 29, 2016

in bed with

having sex with.

"I caught him in bed with another woman"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022

Forever bed

A term used for babie/children’s coffin to bring comfort to their family

Sleep tight in your forever bed Isaac Jakob

by Ashaboyle September 5, 2020