puppy bed

A bed designed for puppies to nap in.

Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

Bed wetter

Someone who urinate in their bed

Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER

Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT

Lily went to a sleepover and her friends called her a bed wetter for pissing in the sleeping bag.

by Nathan_Quickscopes July 17, 2016

Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

by OkieCat October 8, 2020

i’m gonna go to bed anyway

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

by the silent breather June 30, 2023

Bed Pan

When you shit in a girl’s bed and leave it for her to clean up.

Dude, I cracked this sloot the other day, and soiled her cot with this sick, raunchy Bed Pan.

by PapasanChair November 9, 2025

bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 11, 2010

The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022