Noob

One who possesses the following traits:

I mpossible to dislike
S tarbucks addicted

A mazing
I maginative
S pelling difficulties

P oopiehead

A ccepting

V ocal

O bsessed with memes
N oob

You spelled that word wrong what a noob. You’re such a noob I’ve never met such a noob before in my entire life.

by Ayo😎 January 22, 2021

noob screwed

getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.

j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...

o: oh lol, what a faggot :D

by oplurus91136521 May 29, 2010

Noob water

Ian

Ian is such a noob water, dog water, and all of the bad things like that

by DmcM August 2, 2021

noob

noob vs pro minecraft

noob vs pro: Safest family house by Dantdm

by bonbonschoolshollyeah October 6, 2019

Noob

N. 1. A word that describes someone who is new to a particular subject, concept, etc.

N. 2. A word used as a general insult for someone who lacks intelligence, understanding or is just an idiot; nincompoop.

1. "Let's go farm off the noobs."

2. "Look at those fucking noobs on the lawn."

by DoctorSodomy September 4, 2011

Noob

Person who just started playing a video game especially call of duty

Wow Doug is only a level 2 prestige, he is a noob

by Samantha124388 May 2, 2025

Noob

A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.

Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!

Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!

Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!

Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!

Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.

by Cittycat April 15, 2012