Skip to main content

dan

A human with a dream (dream the youtuber) :o , known as Adolf hitler, yet he hates Germany.
He does LITTLE athletics and weight lifting, HE NEVER LIFTS WEIGHTS.
Im taller and stronger than dan, its crazy.
Dan eats a fucking lot, but surprisingly hes not fat yet? truth or lie? hmm
Dan has a cute cat that he doesnt take care of, but he feeds her 345 times/day, cute.
Dan's hamster is still alive, smh.
dan is fun to talk to, but he wont tell me whats the prefect death for him, he lies and says that he told me before... but i have a strong memory, i can guarantee you he never told me.
by aviiiii February 3, 2023
mugGet the danmug.

Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.
The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.
by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024
mugGet the Dick Nose Danmug.

Dan

someone you have sex dreams about when you're supposed to hate their guts because they are the scum of the earth and cheat on your best friends.
me: oh look there's Dan, wow what a whore!

my brain, when I am asleep : I want to have sex with him.
by therathoe May 6, 2019
mugGet the Danmug.

Dan-holting

When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.
Karen was totally Dan-holting the situation.
by Banana75 May 30, 2022
mugGet the Dan-holtingmug.

Dan

Short for disapproving stan, the ultimate reversal of a stan, a Dan is obsessed with taking someone down, instead of being obsessed in their approval of somebody. A Dan may act very extreme in their dissaproval, or be a simple hater, there are many types of Dans. A Dan is typically more dangerous than a stan, because they hate somebody instead of being a fan of theirs. A Dan is on a whole other level when it comes to being insane, a stan typically would not do anything to harm a person they like, which makes sense, a Dan will actually go out of their way to harass an individual, because of their disliking of them.
"I just got my house raided by the FBI"
"Must be one of those crazy Dans calling the TIP line"
by Boy #34 in your bedroom January 1, 2022
mugGet the Danmug.

DAN

DAN
by suckmydick:)big September 13, 2020
mugGet the DANmug.

The Lieutenant Dan

To tie your partners ankles to their upper thighs in an attempt to make them a paraplegic. Them having sex with them.
How bout we do something different tonight baby? I'm thinking we try the lieutenant dan.
by swanny2008 March 22, 2010
mugGet the The Lieutenant Danmug.

Share this definition