Peppa Pig

A show on Nick Jr that is detrimental to people’s intelligence. Peppa is a 4 year old pig who is somehow 7”1 which is abnormally weird and unusual. Her brother George is sometimes annoying, but is understandable to feel bad for because he has to have such a horrible older sister. Their mother is fine but their father can somehow snort so loud that even the people in the capital of Mongolia can somehow hear.

BEWARE: If you cannot stand annoying brats, it is highly recommended you do not watch this show.

Amigo 1: Ay, did you ever watch Peppa Pig?
Amigo 2: I didn’t want to, but since my little brother likes the show, I think I’m going to slowly die from cringe within the next 0.0000001 nanoseconds.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain March 11, 2022

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Cuck pig

One who dabbles heavily in the art of cuckolding their partner to third parties, however, a cuck pig will snort, scoff, and squeal with complete and utter delight amongst the activities taking place, not leaving any amount of bodily fluids un raveged, slurpping and sucking the shit, piss and cum off of every surface while experiencing sheer delight watching as their partner gets dominated by the alpha subject whose sexual capabilities far surpass his own.

Your sissy boyfriend is a joke, i bet hed love to slurp your piss and suck up my shitty cum as i pull out of your tight asshole. You definitely deserve better than that Cuck pig

by The Cuck Pig May 1, 2020

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Pig puppy

A strange multi-breed dog that can do a 90 degree straight jump into the air, chase pick ups already driving up to 40 mph and somehow still lacks the common sense to see a glass door right in front of her when she is trying to chase the squirrel on the other side of it. 2. the only dog in history i have ever seen climb straight up a tree after a squirrel and not fall off the trunk. She also thinks no matter what side of the door she is on when the door bell rings that an INTRUDER is on the opposite side.3. a retarded minny pit bull pug puppy that eats garbage instead of real food because the garbage tastes better to her. 4. a dog who is very good at destroying chew toys and has the ability to follow only two comands "poop" and "play". This creature is supposed to be a combination of a pug and a pitbull but really looks like a bobble head boxer. If this dog was a cartoon it would resemble scrappy doo.

My pig puppy has big pug eyes and pitbull teeth.

by flutterby33 November 13, 2010

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