A Noah is the best person you will meet, he is sweet, funny and loves to work out. He is so kind hearted he will do anything for u, if he likes you he will show it he will tell u and flirt with you until you get the point. Noah are healthy af and will only eat carrots for dinner, and a granola bar for dessert. He is such a good kisser. He has the most handsome face you could, and would ever look at.
Girl 1: is that Noah the new guy
Girl 2: yea don't you recognize that handsome face
Girl 3: oh yeah I'm so stupid
Girl 2: yea don't you recognize that handsome face
Girl 3: oh yeah I'm so stupid
by Ehdje November 4, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah has a massive penis and is rlly funny. He pulls like crazy and his rizz game is off the charts. By far the best at sex and is incredibly funny. He has depression but hides it so that people wont worry and puts people before him. He typically hangs out with girls. Noah is annoying. But we love him.
by FatherHitsMe April 1, 2023
Get the Noahmug. /ˈˌnōə/
name
1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.
verb
1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.
2) to be an overall terrible human being.
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1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.
verb
1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.
2) to be an overall terrible human being.
by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017
Get the Noahmug. Noah hameleers is a guy with a extremely large penis also known as a horse cock.
Don't try to seduce him he will always be after julia
Don't try to seduce him he will always be after julia
by Julia en hameleers zaten in de November 22, 2021
Get the noah hameleersmug. Noah's can be funny at most times .but let me warn you a few times they can go from funny to annoying in a matter of seconds so if ever u find a noah know that they are funny .also have good selfie angle .don't joke about the ark either so not cool .
by Mollie r December 28, 2020
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Noah V is a very cool person
by urmomma boi December 22, 2022
Get the Noah Vmug. by YvngMvnkey Savage December 13, 2016
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