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Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.
Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.
by JakDotExe July 7, 2023
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Silas Jones

An absolute dick head who gets all the ladies but secretly likes taking hard man pole to his ass.
by TurkeyGizzard November 21, 2019
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Leya Bobby jones

Leya Jones is the biggest Karen in the whole world :)
by Duuuxd September 10, 2021
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Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.
Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person
by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022
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Pulling a jones

Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.
Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?

Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*
by Pickle riiiiick January 11, 2018
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Pulling a jones

When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good
He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!
by Tseug February 21, 2015
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