Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020

Westminster Hammer

A sexual position in witch the receiver is laying on their neck with there legs straight up in the air and the giver behind and over top holding up the legs of the receiver. The Hammer part is when the giver begins to squat down.

(jess) My back is killing me,
(jen) Whats wrong?
(jess) Darrell Westminster Hammereed me lastnight.
(jen) Oh!

by Kagg January 25, 2010

hammer

Hammer also referred to as revolver or pistol 40 plus caliber used in sentence

"You know I always keep that hammer next to me" young MA OOOUUU

by call me mixed December 20, 2016

Hammer

Hammers are a working tool which is round or angular.
Hammers can be used for many things usually knocking things into other things or destroying something.
There are various hammers some used in war (War hammer, etc.) or for work (Sledge hammer, Claw hammer, etc.)

A Hammer is also used in Firearms it is used to strike the percussion/primer to ignite a propellant,
hence why it is sometimes used as slang for "Firearm".

(Common) Construction worker: Can you pass me that Claw Hammer ? I need it to drive in a Nail into this beam.

(Slang) Rapper: Disrespect and we back hammers
Lyric of Attempted 2.0 - AM

by Exless November 7, 2020

Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

Owensboro Hammer

Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.

Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!

by Vincent LeQuec April 22, 2025

gas hammer

an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.

"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"

by frankly side-smear June 15, 2016