bite a tall person day

April 20th is bite a tall person day, go ahead take a bite out of anyone taller then 5,5

Tall ass hoe: wtf why did you just bite me

Short person: its April 20th, bite a tall person day duh!
Tall ass hoe: oh sorry I forgot

by Lindseylohansuperfan April 18, 2021

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kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!

“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

by helonat0 October 2, 2021

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kiss a scooter boy day

October 9th is national kiss a scooter boy day…
let’s go make out with a scooter kid at the park

kiss a scooter boy day

by wsg maki October 4, 2021

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Eat a polo mint day

A day where everyone should eat a polo mint preferably one from a friend

Hey Grace, did you know it’s eat a polo mint day? You can have one of mine.

by eacribe November 10, 2021

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The one day of the year you get to beat up that one Nark ass Co-worker for reporting you to the boss after you were using your phone to text your ride home. Or reported you to the boss for smoking in the parking lot. Or reported you for being five minutes late from break. Among all things you get to beat that one guy or girl up who has been a pain in your side with no disciplinary action. Just don't go crazy and kill them or you'll be known as that on loco guy.

Jeff: Man, I Can't wait for beat a co worker day

Seasun: me too,who are you gonna lay the smack-down on?
Jeff: Rencyanne she went and reported me for smoking pot in the parking lot on my break, you?
Seasun: Owen, He cut my pay last week so i'm Bringing the brass knucks!
Jeff: Oooh your Gonna be that one loco guy on beat a co worker day aren't you
Seasun: Yep!

by Anonymousgamer21 November 22, 2021

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