Pussy Whipped

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::

(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.

PERSON 1: What the hell is Hugo wearing.
PERSON 2: Oh, his girlfriend has him pussy whipped.

by EDGY@))# November 11, 2017

Bag whippin

I act of slapping your testicles against a vagina. Sex. Fornication. Intercourse.

I gave your sister a bag whippin in her friends bed.

After a nice date at Applebee’s I took Ashley home and gave her a bag whippin on the couch.

Samantha’s vagina was sore after I gave her a bag whippin.

I hope my girl isn’t pregnant after I gave her that bag whippin last night.

by CSchool211 November 30, 2017

shower whiplash

The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.

That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.

by ThrillingHeroics December 7, 2017

Roast Whipping Post

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people

Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!

by McQuackez February 8, 2018

dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).

Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!

by kawikados February 20, 2018

Green Whipper

An older individual who whips others with their booty squirt. feces

I was paid a cool 100 bones by this older gentleman to allow him to smack my backside with his turd. He was a sick Green Whipper for sure.

by GrassInsideMeAss May 7, 2018

Parent whipped

When a child allows their parents to yell at them without fighting back or snapping on them

I can't believe Tim allows his parents to just yell at him like that he's so parent whipped

by mattypatty1013 May 18, 2018