weebster 

1) Something that is an extremly big piss off.

2) The end of all that is good in this world.

1) "Your girlfriend cheated on you? Thats a weebster!"

2) "The weebster is coming, everyone run"

weebster by Louie Tooie February 15, 2008

weed 

1. A plant considered undesirable, unattractive, or troublesome, especially one growing where it is not wanted, as in a garden.
2. Rank growth of such plants.
A water plant, especially seaweed.
3. The leaves or stems of a plant as distinguished from the seeds: dill weed.
4. Something useless, detrimental, or worthless, especially an animal unfit for breeding.

A dandelion is a common weed

weed by Dictionary.com March 26, 2003

weed monkey 

A person who has no money.

Look at that weedmonkey, he probably can't buy a pack of gum

weed monkey by Chris Russell October 25, 2003

Weed whacker golf 

Game played while drinking using an old-time weed whacker and smashed beer cans. When played after midnight, a neighbors bedroom window must be one of the holes. Other typical holes can be cars and trees.

Let's play some weed whacker golf, Old Lady Peach's house is 18th hole.

Weed whacker golf by jeffro11 November 1, 2008

Weed wobbles 

for days(somtimes weeks)after any powerful psychedelic trip, consuming any other less potent drug may bring the tripper back to his trip experience, as well as causing stronger effects. Especially if the two substances were used together e.g. Shrooms/LSD and weed; this is known as the Weed Wobbles.

This weed's bringing back my trip, man. Fuckin' Weed wobbles

Weed wobbles by djtoolhead September 2, 2010

Weed 

The cure for everything

“Bro I’m dying”
Get the guy some weed then, trust me it will save him even from the fires of hell

Weed by Gorilla glue November 12, 2018

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed 

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013