vagina veterinary

a gynaecologist or other medical professional who deals in vaginas.

"Clarice, there is something wrong with your snatch. Get yourself down the vagina veterinary and come back when you're palatable," requested Mr. Lecter as he sharpened his oyster knife.

by realtalk_rodney January 04, 2012

vagina pat

Wham a friend shows you there affection, in a non-sexual way through slight a tap on the vagina

Thanks for being a great friend, here's a vagina pat

by #realshit October 09, 2015

wank vagina

When you're balls deep in her and you put your hand in with it and wank off inside her

"Hey Mary, do you wanna try something different?"
"Sure! What is it?"
"How about a kinky wank vagina?"

by kittykatchan December 16, 2016

vagina ballet

Colloquial term for female orgasm.

"...so we started slow and sweet, and then she changed it up and did this thing with her tongue, and whatever it was... I've never had a vagina ballet that intense!"

by Shenaniganster March 14, 2016

Vagina Goggles

Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.

Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.

by RogueMedic911 February 17, 2019

Vagina dirt

noun, When you pull down the panties and you don't know if it's sand, critters or cat litter.

Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.

by Ksofm666 April 27, 2015

Vagina thumb

Type of wound on your finger that ends up looking like a vagina.

I got vagina thumb when I cut myself with the corkscrew.

by Sillymonkey129 July 02, 2017