A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.
Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.
by Tony Splagola November 2, 2020
Get the Zoom Fart mug.A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.
Guys we have to leave NOW.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
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