Skip to main content

Bed Decision

A bed decision is a decision made after having sex by two people in authority, on plan of actions with an intended negative effect on a particular person or group of persons without the benefit of due process or due diligence, for the personal purpose of one or both of the sex partners. Usually sex is used to coax a partner to agree to a decision for the benefit of the one suggesting a decision. Bed decisions can also be decisions on how to commit corruption or the improper use of the funds of the organization, or to condone a wrongful act of a particular person or group being protected by either one of the sex partners, or to obtain a certain benefit for a particular person or group. In this definition bed decisions are bad decisions or evil decisions using sex to scheme sinister plots.
The termination of Jack's employment contract was a bed decision between his female Project Manager and the Country Manager who are having an affair, because the Project Manager did not like Jack's sense of independence.
by El Django July 18, 2021
mugGet the Bed Decisionmug.

flip in bed

When ur riding it like a pony then he decides to flip you over to pump it in and out so he can cum on top to feel masculine
"bro I was letting her ride like a long and felt weak so I decided to flip in bed likea a true man."
by Sniffdetoes69 July 7, 2021
mugGet the flip in bedmug.

Bed Sausage

“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”
by Dick-ctionary November 19, 2021
mugGet the Bed Sausagemug.

Tables on bed

Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.
Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?
by Xingle June 24, 2022
mugGet the Tables on bedmug.

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds
Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.
by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018
mugGet the Mulch bed virginmug.

bed cheese

Hey man, there’s a lot of bed cheese in your sheets.
by Comfylime August 21, 2024
mugGet the bed cheesemug.

Pizza Bed

That meme that looks like a pizza but is not
B ISSA PIZZA BED FUCK OUTTA HERE CALLING GHAT A OIZZA
by Mike Wazowski My nIbba September 6, 2017
mugGet the Pizza Bedmug.

Share this definition