When it is freezing outside and your whole body starts shaking and then you realize you have to piss. Your whole body is movin all around, especially your hand, and needless to say, piss is going EVERYWHERE.
Oh my, Muhammad Ali is getting his piss all over the place! Wait, that's just some guy taking one hell of a diggle piss.
by Ndamukong you know who December 7, 2010
Get the diggle pissmug. When a semi truck driver, or any driver really, has had to piss in a bottle while on the road and then they get road rage and throw said bottle out the window, preferably at another vehicle, it then becomes a Piss Missile.
“Did you hear what Steve did? Some Prius driver cut him off on the freeway and he tossed a Piss Missile at him the next chance he had.”
by Bl4ck0psBauer July 16, 2023
Get the Piss Missilemug. 'Piss-arse' is a synonym (however, not exclusively a synonym) of 'diarrhea'. The literal meaning is 'an arse (or anus) that expels piss (urine) rather than faeces'. Breif etymology: It is believed the original usage was as an alternative word for dysentry and developed a secondary usage as either an insult or as baseless slander.
Statement: I've got piss-arse from eating raw chicken
Insult: You're a piss-ared mother shitter; I saw it you dirty scumbag!
Insult: You're a piss-ared mother shitter; I saw it you dirty scumbag!
by lipase December 23, 2013
Get the Piss-arsemug. when u dnt liek something and u sorta liek chuck it away or just piss it off u no?
katie thinks its not even a phrase but it is shes just fat n cant play guitar hero for crap.
katie thinks its not even a phrase but it is shes just fat n cant play guitar hero for crap.
by nick39572o89w3hroiw2 March 31, 2009
Get the piss that offmug. to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker
Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.
Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.
Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
by PWD June 11, 2006
Get the piss toolmug. when you're on your sidekick and you need to "piss"
you then take sidekick into restroom and IM your friends while "taking care of business"
you then take sidekick into restroom and IM your friends while "taking care of business"
nikkii: ::on sidekick:: "damn i need to pee"
hanch: "you're on your sidekick you moron AIM-AND-PISS!!!!"
nikki: "oh yea thats brilliant!"
hanch: "you're on your sidekick you moron AIM-AND-PISS!!!!"
nikki: "oh yea thats brilliant!"
by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008
Get the AIM-and-pissmug. A state of being far more mad about something than one should be.
Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss you off to the point of wasting your energy on it.
The first impression of this word is that it indicates that the person's pissed-offedness is more serious than average, but in reality it indicates that the pissed-off person is the only one taking the matter seriously. These are usually the kind of people who believe the internet is serious business.
Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss you off to the point of wasting your energy on it.
The first impression of this word is that it indicates that the person's pissed-offedness is more serious than average, but in reality it indicates that the pissed-off person is the only one taking the matter seriously. These are usually the kind of people who believe the internet is serious business.
I was a tiny bit pissed that the bus was 15 minutes late, but George was INTERNET pissed, and was about ready to kick the bus driver in the teeth.
by Trooth January 18, 2008
Get the Internet pissedmug.