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joe tod

adj. A general idiot. Often used to describe someone with limited official qualifications or someone who finds it difficult to concentrate.
"Dude!? Are you serious? You have 4 GCSE's? Fucckkkkkk, you're a total Joe tod"
by themanthemyththemaverik December 28, 2011
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Fly Joe

To puss out at the last minute or no show with bad reasoning.
Frank is such a fly joe, even though he said he's coming out with us later, I bet he'll puss out.
by Fly Joe May 18, 2010
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Joe beardmore

A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.
“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”

“Mom what is that?”
Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”
by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018
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joe strange

A creepy generic guy who stands in the corner at parties. A more negative alternative to ‘Joe Bloggs’.
Who’s that guy in the corner? He looks like a real Joe Strange.

Who’s that Joe Strange over there with the bag full of sweets?
by BigLandThreeThirds69 January 18, 2020
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joe macchia

joe macchia is a kid who is nice,but also mean.If joe macchia says something he will do it no matter what it takes.If his best friend is hurt he helps,if a girl is being harassed he stands up no matter what.He is also a simp for girls.
by notjoemacchia November 7, 2020
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joe and alondra

ahhhh... sex on the beach. joe and alondra can be found loving and fucking eachother through snapchats. joe will often buy her chicken nuggets. and alondra will always want to sleep or hang up. the phone sex is immaculate between these two.
joe and alondra got caught having phone sex in school
by fo_lif3 March 25, 2022
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Joe Hoy

Heard that Joe hoy fella has a big Willy
by JoeHoy October 6, 2021
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