Peyronie's Disease

That thing they talk about on TV when your dick is curvy

Average Peyronie's Disease ad

TV Announcer: "Do you have a bump in your errection"
Cut to a bumpy carrot and an embarrassed 40 something year old

by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease

Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease(DBM Disease) is what you get when you make out with someone who has recently had made contact with a butthole with their lips, or made out with someone who has DBM

Tyler: " yo Trevor did you hear Ricky made out with Carly"
Trevor: "yeah i heard she been eating ahh so now he got that Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease og"

by Dick156 February 17, 2025

Exzachary Disease

When your face looks exzachary (exactly) like your ass.

Maddy has exzachary disease, because her face looks exzachary like her ass.

by jittlyang February 25, 2025

elephant disease

The biggest disease that comes from sexual intercourse after a woman done an abortion,
it can result in death if the man doesn't get traditional treatment in time

Tokologo almost died after been infected by elephant disease

by anonymous March 15, 2025

Miniaturejoshey Disease

You may contract this disease from interacting with Miniaturejoshey while on the Hypixel server in Minecraft. People who have contracted this disease often lose higher brain function and a sense of reason. You might find such individuals in Hypixel lobbies or on Twitter talking about Miniaturejoshey. Despite doing this for many years, they do not seem to be able to return to normal and spiral into madness.

"He has unfortunately contracted the Miniaturejoshey Disease."

by georgefilipe June 5, 2024

Miniaturejoshey's Disease

You may contract this disease from interacting with Miniaturejoshey while on the Hypixel server in Minecraft. People who have contracted this disease often lose higher brain function and a sense of reason. You might find such individuals in Hypixel lobbies or on Twitter talking about Miniaturejoshey. Despite doing this for many years, they do not seem to be able to return to normal and spiral into madness.

He is suffering from Miniaturejoshey's disease.

by georgefilipe June 7, 2024

Lucky Disease

The scientific name for Vitiligo

CHILD: Hey dad, whys that black guy got white patches on his face?

FATHER: That my son is called the Lucky Disease!

by Pcmreform June 26, 2024