Chode

Chode a fat dick

Damn Cole you have a fat fucking chode can I beat that shit up until you cum

by Gangbang lover $$$$$$$ April 13, 2023

Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.

"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."

by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013

Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong

Mate your a chode slinger

by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023

Dubai chode

The act of getting sued for the dumbest thing possible

Freddie and Levi just got Dubai choded for taking a picture

by Blmario October 10, 2025

Chode

What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.

Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.

by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 16, 2018

Chode check

When you want to verify is someone has a chode

Alex definitely has a chode, let’s go chode check him to make sure

by Sports net February 16, 2024

Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.

The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!

by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025