Crap on boot

To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.

"Do you feel well looked after in your job"
"Not really, just Crap on boot"

by Kill_crazy January 23, 2024

BOOTS

Its amazing

omg bestie you are serving boots

by ultseagull August 4, 2022

sucks boots

A nicer, school friendly, way to say ' sucks balls '.

Person 1: My English teacher gave me so much homework today
Person 2: Wow, that really sucks boots

by Ben Dover #1 September 21, 2022

The boot

Bad type of crack cocaine that tastes like rubber

I got smoke last night off ricky, he got the boot

by Mrpreemo January 24, 2021

boot

if there is some1 that you don't like for various reasons, then they are a boot

see her she is such a fukin boot

by LAURA December 28, 2004

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

Boots

Someone who hardscopes and is a bot at video games

Wow that bot just hardscoped me
-Must be boots

by Plinkdorito January 21, 2020